if you buy a brad a cookie...

he will resist and not spoil his dinner of gourmet quesadillas.

but then as you go to take the cookies home he will ask you to leave "a few" for him.

if you buy a lindsey a cookie. she will eat it. right then and there.

and then she will put them in the cupboard so as to not snarff up the rest of them that moment.

then she will wake up the next morning wanting one for breakfast, only to discover she left them a brad's.

i'm going straight to his house after work. i'm been craving a cookie for 9 hours now. :)